I like to meet women in bars, but too many DUIs aren’t good for my insurance rates. Looks like I’m going to have to start drinking at home until I find a designated driver. Unfortunately, that could put a damper on my mad seduction skills.
It’s a good thing they have plenty of online casual dating sites available these days. Turns out that with a well-stocked bar at home, I can impress ladies without risking lives. I’m running five dapper profiles from my crib at the moment. I might make it six if there are pictures of good-looking chicks on the site my buddy told me about today.
Last weekend things got a sticky when one of the chicks I’ve been seducing started sending messages with ideas for planning a wedding. I had to cut her loose before she put an end to all my fun.